About
“Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea,
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short…
Let him who hath understanding reckon
the distro of the beast,
for it is a Linux distro,
its distro is Ubuntu Satanic Edition.”
What is Ubuntu?
Ubuntu is a complete GNU/Linux operating system. It is open source and freely available. It is based on Debian GNU/Linux and has very advanced package management, making it easy to install any of the the thousands of programs which are available.
What is Ubuntu Satanic Edition?
Ubuntu SE is not currently a distro, it’s more a series of themes to transform the look of Ubuntu. You must first download and install one of the standard Ubuntu variants and then upgrade to Ubuntu SE. Don’t worry; you can easily change your system back if you intend to recant.
December 14th, 2006 at 1:16 am
SAVAGE ANIMAL!!!
December 14th, 2006 at 1:59 am
Can I install this on my Ubuntu CHristian distro.
December 14th, 2006 at 3:06 am
We have opened the abyss, is time to step inside.. May the darker side of Ubuntu prosper!
December 14th, 2006 at 4:48 am
*waits patiently for
*
Ubuntu Jehova’s Witness distro
December 14th, 2006 at 4:54 am
Screenshots Walkthrough posted!
http://www.thecodingstudio.com/opensource/linux/?q=node/68
December 14th, 2006 at 5:03 am
If you gaze long enough into the distro, eventually the distro gazes back at you.
December 14th, 2006 at 8:53 am
Thanks for posting the screen shots!
And yes, you can install it over Ubuntu Christian Edition or even Ubuntu Klingon Edition. See the installation instructions for details.
December 14th, 2006 at 10:26 am
What a bloody good idea !
I don’t try this yet. But here some suggestions:
_ Add some free satanic musics (there is surely some gothic or metal groups publishing free contents)
_ Add satanic bookmarks for firefox/epiphany.
_ Add free e-books (pdf…) about this culture.
December 14th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Thanks. I’ll add them to the ever growing TODO list!
December 14th, 2006 at 4:41 pm
Thank Lucifer for this!!!
I thougt that something was wrong with open source when Ubuntu Christian Edition apeared, but now this project can fix it and add some flames to the desktops =)
December 14th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
Exactly; Good cannot exist without Evil.
Things were way out of balance before.
December 14th, 2006 at 6:12 pm
I’m afraid to install Ubuntu Satanic Edition in case it turned fully to a window$ installation :-S
December 14th, 2006 at 7:18 pm
Could this be more evil than the Ubuntu Scientology Distro?
December 14th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
I doubt that even we are *that* evil.
December 14th, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Bring on the antichrist.
December 14th, 2006 at 10:14 pm
This is very insulting to my religion. I really don’t think you should misuse the Lord’s name like that.
Richard M. Stallman, who is responsible for GNU and Linux, is a jewish psychopath who does not deserve to come near Hell. We do not want to be associated with him or anything made by this communist who never bathes and eats his own hair.
People who worship the Lord must swear that they renounce Jehova. When you support anything rotten, disgusting, jewish, you are embracing Jehova and you are dishonouring the Lord’s name. So when you die most of you (Garry etc.) are not going to be let past Hell’s gates and you will not have eternal life.
FranLever, I’m afraid the open source movement won’t be fixed because of this. It probably just got itself into more trouble. They aren’t Satanists but communists using Satan’s name to get attention. It would be better not to have anything to do with them. May Satan bless you.
December 14th, 2006 at 11:32 pm
If you don’t like it don’t use it, jesus boy
December 15th, 2006 at 12:27 am
HHS: You must not know your religion well enough. All Christians pay respect to the Jewish because that is where the Christian religion came from. Jesus was Jewish.
December 15th, 2006 at 1:45 am
Don’t you dare calling me names like that. CoreDuo what the hell is your problem? Whether or not someone uses it has no relevance at all, the fact is that this website is very blasphemous and offensive. How would you feel if you went to a restaurant and they had a dish which tasted like shit and had named it after you?
And Kman, you believe that Jesus existed so obviously you must be the Christian. I hope that you rude bastards will all be tortured forever with knives.
Satan doesn’t appreciate it when people call themselves Satanists when they aren’t and call real Satanists Christians. It’s very unclever to go against the Lord and dishonour Him and His people. When you die and meet Satan, just try calling Him “jesus boy” too and you’ll know what I’m talking about. I assume that you two are Jews because they call everyone Christian who aren’t Jews or Muslims.
December 15th, 2006 at 3:33 am
One question.
Who Cares?
December 15th, 2006 at 3:38 am
HHS: You suck at life. Try again another time.
December 15th, 2006 at 3:38 am
Game Over
December 15th, 2006 at 3:43 am
[22:34] i just started a religion war
[22:34] Yay!
[22:35] http://parker1.co.uk/satanic/about/#comment-119
[22:35] it starts there
[22:35] read and scroll down
[22:35] it gets better
[22:35] lol
[22:36] some “jesus boy” as i put it (just to piss him off ^_^) is rambling on
[22:37] and he cant do shit about what i post
[22:37] its pretty funny
Discuss
December 15th, 2006 at 3:43 am
[22:39] XD
[22:39] no one’s afraid of him
[22:40] or her
[22:40] or it
[22:40] or heshe
[22:40] you get the point
December 15th, 2006 at 3:48 am
lol, internet
December 15th, 2006 at 4:55 am
I love it when people screw with jesus kids; they’re so dumb and predictable.
…Watch this:
-Religion is nothing more than a drunken 1-uping that got out of hand. When I hear about a 2K old zombie trying to save me from a life designed by some arbitrary diety, I require more proof than ‘an old & HEAVILY MODIFIED book says to and a lot of people seem to trust it.’
-And will someone please explain why God is suppose to be the good guy in that book when he’s the one that smokes 1000x the number of innocent people than Satan??!! Because if you look at the stats of those two characters, Satan should hold the title ‘Loving God’.
-Likely-hood of Jesus existing == Likely-hood of Luke Skywalker existing
-Praise Dawkins.
And…. GO!
December 15th, 2006 at 8:59 am
Point 1> HHS: you are a nutter.
Point 2> DO NOT slag off Richard M Stallman on my website! If anybody is close to divinity, it is he.
December 15th, 2006 at 10:15 am
Did you get Trademark clearence from Canonical?
Just wondering seems you use of a logo similar to Ubuntu’s violates the published Trademark policy: http://www.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/TrademarkPolicy
From that page:
When appearing in multiple colours, the logo should use only the “official” logo colors.
(thus your firey colours could be illegal in the Ubuntu logo).
Also stated:
Additional text may not be added in such a way that it appears to be part of the logo itself.
I would have thought the way that ’satanic edition’ is added after the word Ubuntu in your pages title could be consider to breech this.
Canonical have been known to issue clearences for modified logos before, but you should probably ask first.
And seems you are making enemies (HHS) then you should make sure everything is legal.
Of course if you have already recieved Trademark approval from Canonical then you can ignore this.
Remember Ubuntu is a registered Trademark (at least in USA and Europe)
USA Trademark: http://tess2.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=jtu2uj.2.8
European Trademark: http://www.patent.gov.uk/tm/t-find/t-find-number?detailsrequested=C&trademark=E4059119
December 15th, 2006 at 10:35 am
I’ve been bery careful not to use any copyrighted material in any of the images or logos. However, I have not got trademark clearance from Canonical.
Their views would be interesting to hear. However, as I’ve already got posts from people who are trying Ubuntu for the first time because of this version, I can’t see them complaining too much.
Any publicity is good publicity, right?
December 15th, 2006 at 3:11 pm
Why do you keep calling me Christian? Accusing people of being Christian won’t get you into Hell! Do you think that you can fool Satan Himself?
It is you who are a bunch of Christians and Jews and I know that I have a much better chance of getting into Hell than you do, because I didn’t use Lord Satan’s Holy name to promote a Jewish product while you did.
I curse the day you were born, may you feel the Lord’s wrath all over your bodies.
December 15th, 2006 at 6:42 pm
# Jorge Says:
December 14th, 2006 at 4:48 am
*waits patiently for
*
Ubuntu Jehova’s Witness distro
I wonder how that distros userbase would differ from the allready excisting linux evangelists?
December 15th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
HHS, why don’t you ‘Joy of Satan’ fan boys just grow up eh?
By the way, why did you not admit who you are? Sad neonazi bunch of satanic wanabes
December 16th, 2006 at 6:26 am
HHS, grow up and actually use that object you call the brain, where ever that may be. You claim that you worship satin however your upset about some pictures on a computer system.
If you truly believed in satin you would be happy with this distro. Oh shut up, I know your saying something now. listen. the greatest trick satin did is making people believe he dosn’t excist. Anything that mocks Satin actually makes him stronger. (by indirectly making God’s hold on mans’ soul weaker)
December 16th, 2006 at 7:56 am
[…] Ubuntu Satanic Edition […]
December 16th, 2006 at 9:30 am
Cheers Stian, Cosmic, Epoc for keeping HSS under control while I was asleep!
December 16th, 2006 at 11:18 am
I love the graphics friend, and do feel sorry for all the children getting excited about Heven and Hell and who is God and Satan… Remember GOD is a woman and satan is her name…
Be Warned…
December 16th, 2006 at 4:47 pm
This is the greatest that has ever happened!
I will install the satanic edition for guys like hss; for many Christian friends and family the CE, and for the atheists Fedora/openSuse/Debian you name it.
As for me I will have both edition in my computers!
Thanks
December 16th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
Correction “…both editions in my computers!”
As for HSS and other religious, and non religious folks:
Take notice that if you are enjoying this FLOSS is because of RMS, Eben, PJ and most of all coders and programmers, and the greatest heroes in this planet THE COMMUNITY.
December 16th, 2006 at 7:21 pm
This is great. I am loving the diversity within the community. Anything that can draw more attention to Linux and to Ubuntu is great. Nevermind what anyone in the Ubuntu CE camp says. There is no such thing as negative publicity. Keep up the good work Garry!
Any thoughts on distributing the next release with a combo Baphomet/Ubuntu logo? The visual image I have right now looks pretty cool.
December 16th, 2006 at 8:47 pm
Hi Curt - thanks for the support.
Regarding the Baphomet logo, I’ve been a bit restricted with what images I could use - I’ve been careful not to use any copyrighted material. If any body has any links to any images of that sort which I could use and manipulate in the next release then I would be very grateful.
Also, I hope that future releases of Ubuntu-SE will include more work from the community. Imagine how great it could be with our combined efforts!
December 16th, 2006 at 11:12 pm
Earth to HSS:
There is no god, there is no satan.
There’s a few billion people, and most of us have a sence of humour. You don’t.
December 17th, 2006 at 12:53 am
If Satan wasn’t up there you wouldn’t exist either. He and Demons answer many people’s prayers everyday. I think you’re afraid to pray to Them because if you find out that He’s real you’ll be ashamed of yourself.
There is nothing humourous about harassing and slandering people of other religious faiths. Did you think the Inquisition was funny too? The Christians slaughtered and tortured people because of what they believed in, and so did the former Sovjet Union. People who don’t know any better might might take Ubuntu as proof against Satan and convert to Christianity because of Garry Parker and murder more innocent people. I know you think Linux is the best thing that ever happened to man, but the majority of people in the world don’t share your opinion and we basically think you’re a bunch of communist losers who all suck. So if you’re against Christianity, you shouldn’t say anything bad against Satan Almighty or you’re helping Christianity which He will judge you for when you die.
December 17th, 2006 at 1:36 am
I personaly like the Budist Distro…
Ooohmmmm…
December 17th, 2006 at 2:02 am
yeah im a budist too, this is nothing to me. I hate the way christans take things too serioulsy ( my this i mean americans mostly i live next door to a nun who take everything in good spirit and understands the real meanings to her religon)
If you really understood what you where on about ( christans) you would know that forcing the meaning on god upon people is it itself a sin. Come on take a fucking joke for once yes this may be taking the piss out of your religon but if you really belive it then you dont have to convince other people that your right all the time. Ever read that only belivers in a heaven and a hell can ever be sent to either?
December 17th, 2006 at 2:54 am
HHS (Her Holy Servant) said:
“the fact is that this website is very blasphemous and offensive.”
“I didn’t use Lord Satan’s Holy name to promote a Jewish product while you did.”
Talk about blasphemy to Satan? Try calling him “Holy”.
Satan takes pride in being infernal. And you my friend are a reverse Christian funda-mental Satanist. Stress the word mental. You are the Satanic version of Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell.
I’m not fond of your sugar-coated version of Satan either. In a candy land universe where nobody dies and of course, napalm doesn’t really stick to kids. Satan is just fine with his reputation as the lord of darkness.
And HHS little cult had to go and turn him into Satanic Jesus, the lord of Nazi Hellven. Talk about blasphemy to Satan? I’ll be damned.
Try a more balanced religion. Join the cult of Satanic Jesus.
AKA
Joy of Satan.
December 17th, 2006 at 3:34 am
Like I said in my comment HHS is just a Joy of Satan fan boy, though is so proud of this fact, he fails to mention it. Bet Satan gets really pissed at that! lol
December 17th, 2006 at 3:37 am
I would make the nihilism distro, but what’s the point;)
December 17th, 2006 at 4:47 am
HHS believes that God and Satan are fighting a telepathic mind-war over the souls of human beings. HHS is awaiting the postulation of an intergalactic battle involving reptilian Jewish space aliens.
Just pretend you are an angel and HHS will crawl under his bed and scream for mommy. Nothing scares a Josian more. His cult leader has a portal to Hell in her kitchen where demons tell her how to make a mean clam chowder.
I am not kidding.
Just to give you a vague idea of what kinda people we are dealing with here. They all seem to be a few peas short of a casserole. They worship space aliens for crying out loud. Compared to them, Tom Cruise is a very normal guy.
December 17th, 2006 at 4:49 am
Hail Xenu!
December 17th, 2006 at 5:07 am
I didnt read through the comments so maybe someone suggested this but first it needs a splash screen for when gnome is loading after logging in but before the desktop. Second, the sound it makes when ubuntu is starting while that splash screen is displayed should be that chant that they do during the movie the omen. From the wikipedia entry for The_Omen: “The refrain to the chant is, “Sanguis bibimus, corpus edimus, tolle corpus Satani” (Latin, “We drink the blood, we eat the flesh, raise the body of Satan”), interspersed with cries of “Ave Satani!” and “Ave versus Christus” (Latin, “Hail, Satan!” and “Hail, Antichrist!”).” A little googling turns up that the name of the chant is actually called Ave Satani. Check it out. Very satanic haha.
December 17th, 2006 at 5:23 am
It’s a distro, HHS, I don’t see any “blasphemey”. ’sides I also think it’s a bit of a joke. If you’re too concerned about Ubuntu SE users roasting in hell, don’t turn ‘em away from Ubuntu CE or Christianity by posting. Stuff like this happens. Don’t throw a hissy fit.
December 17th, 2006 at 6:03 am
Take it easy HHS, if you think people will burn in hell and angels will torment them for eternity bacause of using GNU/Linux and some splash screens with flames, well it’s their problem.
If these things insult you, then why did you come to this website? Don’t let religious fanatism take over your life. Extremes are not good. I assure you most of the guys here don’t worship the dark lord (or am I wrong?), but came here out of curiosity, and find this rather funny or cool, but are not taking the ’satanic’ very seriuosly.
Yelling at people they will burn in hell won’t make them go away or discourage them from using Ubuntu SE. And if they burn in hell, what’s the deal? It’s their souls anyway. Free will, remember?
By the way, Jesus said we should love our fellow-neighbours, be them poor or rich, good or evil. You should remember that.
December 17th, 2006 at 11:55 am
Nice suggestions, mjkelly. Some of that stuff is on the cards…
December 17th, 2006 at 5:36 pm
Hi!
I’m the Diablo. Ruler of the Hell. Nice themes guys. HHS is crazy and we don’t want him in hell. In hell we are communist and we love reggae music. now thanks to you we have Ubuntu version just made for us. I was tired of Billy’s operating system, it’s evil but we got no themes resembling our beauty geography.
Well i’m going to start up some daemons in my box.
See ya.
–
El Diablo (AKA. Lucifer)
December 18th, 2006 at 1:33 am
I LOVE IT! Now you need a banner so the evil can spread.
Mohawke, 666 ¼
December 18th, 2006 at 8:59 am
Great idea. I’ll look into it.
December 18th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
ahhh,
Lo-Lo ninyo!
Mga gagmay mo ug OTIN!
Pisti gi-atay
Lobton ko na si Satanas!
yawa!
December 18th, 2006 at 8:22 pm
What language is that? Jawa?
December 18th, 2006 at 10:27 pm
All is now right with the world again. Extremely glad someone did what needed to be done after CE
December 19th, 2006 at 8:59 am
Sorry guys, but Cthulhubuntu will eat you all, he’s the TRUE lord
PS: love these comments… funny humans.
December 19th, 2006 at 3:30 pm
[…] Wie netzpolitik.org gestern schrieb, gibt es jetzt nach der Ubuntu Christian Edition auch eine Ubuntu Satanic Edition. (Offenbar war ich nicht der einzige, der sich durch das Christen-Ubuntu inspiriert fühlte.) Und haben wir darauf nicht alle gewartet? Man mag es kaum glauben, aber die „Satanic Edition“ scheint gar noch überflüssiger zu sein als ihr abrahamitisches Äquivalent; die Frage What is Ubuntu Satanic Edition? beantwortet die Website jedenfalls wie folgt: Ubuntu SE is not currently a distro, it’s more a series of themes to transform the look of Ubuntu. You must first download and install one of the standard Ubuntu variants and then upgrade to Ubuntu SE. Don’t worry; you can easily change your system back if you intend to recant. […]
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:26 am
you guys make me sick. how dare you slander father Satan’s name?!?! you call yourselves satansist you stupid fucking communists, you deserve to burn in Hell and i intend to be there watching. have nice lives, ‘cos your afterlives won’t be much fun.
December 22nd, 2006 at 1:57 pm
Geez Anorath– you guys at the joy of satan are such retards. The Dark Lord LOVES his name being in print anywhere and everywhere… a REAL satanist knows this! But you jerked over christians use terms like slander and blasephemy — makes me giggle. Keep up the good work! We’re all getting a good laugh over at SIJOS!
December 22nd, 2006 at 5:14 pm
Are you sure these flaming sheep are Satanists? I’d expect such a reaction from the likes of Jerry Falwell trying to convince me that Harry Potter and Teletubbies are evil. Boycott Disney? Repent ye wretched sinners and etc. But from a Satanist?
I don’t know much about the Joy of Satan cult but from the likes of these members, they hold the very same hypocritical values as their fanatic Christian counterparts. Maybe their devil is Jesus in disguise. All this fire and brimstone, you’d think they were Satanic Baptists. I’m pretty confused, but not a mite confused as they appear to be.
Hold it folks! I think we are on the verge of a Satanic Inquisition! Soon these bloody cult-statistics are going to be kicking down our doors and torturing our grandmothers for Satanic Heresy! Or so they wish.
I guess these kids aren’t going to be happy until we all get brainwashed and programmed to think on their level. Just snuff out all freedom of speech and thought, wear a neo-nazi uniform, talk the same, walk the same, kill every form of individuality, and hold the same beliefs. Under the tyranny of a dictator (their cult leader) and their god, who acts a lot like Jesus while calling himself Satan.
Well what do you expect from a bunch of kids who worship a fluffy blonde haired guy in a white robe with a halo and white wings? I’d rather worship a guy with cloven feet and a pitchfork who calls himself Jesus. What’s worse than being a communist? Being a brainwashed Neo-Nazi Christian Satanist who is intolerant of anything but himself and his fellow culties.
Amen!
December 22nd, 2006 at 6:00 pm
We’re not here to spread peace and joy. If HHS and his friends are upset by this site then I don’t really care.
December 23rd, 2006 at 1:44 am
“The Dark Lord LOVES his name being in print anywhere and everywhere… ”
If you’re referring to Satan, no, He doesn’t love it when you say blasphemies against Him. And if that’s what you think you must be severely mentally handicapped. Did you mother have a habit of throwing you down the stairs to punish you when you were a little baby (i.e. approximately 9-10 years ago, I presume)? You’ll know how much He loves it when you’re dead and have to face Him. You can tell your boyfriend Dann that too, who doesn’t even believe that He exists.
“Hold it folks! I think we are on the verge of a Satanic Inquisition! Soon these bloody cult-statistics are going to be kicking down our doors and torturing our grandmothers for Satanic Heresy!”
Your comparison of me and the Inquisition is completely baseless and perverted and shows your total dissociation with reality. The Inquisition slaughtered people gruesomely simply for not believing in Jesus, while I am just writing comments on a website after you have repeatedly and viciously attacked Lord Satan and our religious community with rude characteristics. I’ll let you be communists all you want, it’s your choice and responsibility, just don’t drag our Lord’s name into it.
“I guess these kids aren’t going to be happy until we all get brainwashed and programmed to think on their level. Just snuff out all freedom of speech and thought, wear a neo-nazi uniform, talk the same, walk the same, kill every form of individuality, and hold the same beliefs.”
You are the most delusional, confused psychopath I’ve encountered in a long time. Freedom of speech does not include the right to slander innocent people in public, much less Gods. My challenge to make a Ubuntu Bill Gates edition still stands. Don’t make me start handing out plates of 3 week old meatballs with eggs to the homeless and call them Garry Parker specials. You aren’t the ones to talk about this, since both Communism, and Judaism and Islam which Communism supports, are infamous for their eagerness to remove such freedoms. In many countries people don’t have the freedom to discuss anything “special minorities” are doing to them. As for freedom of thought that’s not something we need to concern ourselves with here as I don’t see anything thoughtful coming out of your asses. What the freedom that most normal people want is meant to cover is legitimate criticism of people and their actions which is also nonexistent here. Fraudulently using a name is not legitimate criticism. And voicing one’s opinion of having one’s God slandered can clearly not be construed to be a violation of freedom of speech.
“We’re not here to spread peace and joy.”
Now there’s a jesus boy. Almost straight from Matt 10:34.
December 23rd, 2006 at 3:18 am
HHS wrote: “If you’re referring to Satan, no, He doesn’t love it when you say blasphemies against Him. And if that’s what you think you must be severely mentally handicapped.”
LOL!! You wouldn’t be here WHINING if you knew what these guys were about in the first place! Speaking of age… is that your shoe-size?
You’re just like all the rest of your cultie crew — screwed up reject teenagers without a clue about the occult. Hate to burst your tiny bubble but I’m 3x your age and 10x more knowledgable and experienced with the occult. Don’t believe me? Try me.
Carry on, Gentlemen of Ubuntu.
December 23rd, 2006 at 3:25 am
I wish I had a dime for every time a Christian told me that I was going to be forced to face his/her god when I finally kick the bucket. Or even better coming from a Christian Satanist.
December 23rd, 2006 at 3:33 am
A Doo Doo Doo. A Da Da Da. Is all I want to say to you.
December 23rd, 2006 at 3:39 am
Since we are on the subject, may I suggest a version of Ubuntu for the Christian Satanist in dedication to our dear friend HHS? Under the theme of Satanic Jesus, Lord of Helven?
December 23rd, 2006 at 3:43 am
theres no such thing as a ‘christian satanist’. those two terms are polar opposites. if you guys could come up with insults that didn’t involve the word ‘christian’ in every sentence, i might have some respect for you. the foremost of the Satanic sins is ignorance, though i wouldn’t expect any of you lowlife rebel satanists to know anything about that. from what ive seen here, you guys are the most ignorant bunch of Jehovah-worshipping twats ive ever met. grow up. get a life. and get the FUCK of the internet.
December 23rd, 2006 at 3:59 am
LOL Satanic Sins.
I’ll be sure to confess my blasphemy to the Satanic Pope after a swig and bite of Satanic Communion.
Meanwhile your boy HHS can recite verses of Matthew he obviously learned in Satanic Sunday School.
December 23rd, 2006 at 4:02 am
Yes I am a very devout Christian. I have to admit it.
December 23rd, 2006 at 4:03 am
Fuck Satan.
December 23rd, 2006 at 4:07 am
Yeah. Do it with a Jackhammer!
December 23rd, 2006 at 4:08 am
I hate Satan. I wanna be 20,000 leagues under the sack of Jehovah!
December 23rd, 2006 at 4:23 am
Um, for the record, I think this concept may be the most retarded thing I have ever seen. But considering there was a Christian edition of Ubuntu, I suppose this balances that out.
“Freedom of speech does not include the right to slander innocent people in public, much less Gods.”
Again for the record, capitalizing gods (plural) is a direct contradiction. A capital G in the word (when not at the beginning of a sentence) by definition means singular and all powerful. Meaning there are no other such beings. So capitalizing it as “Gods” essentially proves you don’t know jack shit about language, let alone religion, so you’re in no place to speak for _any_ deity, devil, or other such creature.
“and get the FUCK of the internet.”
You have no more right to say that than anyone else. The internet isn’t yours, it belongs to a community (more or less…) so if you wan’t them gone, go start your own global network and deny them access. Otherwise, quit attacking people’s opinions and showing offense when they return the favor, before your hypocrisy forces someone to systematically debunk your logic.
I consider this and most of the preceding posts a terrible waste of valuable space on the internet and bandwidth which could have been used for something actually relevant. I mean, COME ON, we’re arguing because of a theme to a GNU/Linux distribution!
December 23rd, 2006 at 4:50 am
excuse me, MY hypocrisy? HHS and i merely take offense when others insult and degrade our religion. last i checked there was nothing illegal about that. you guys are clearly subscribers to the ‘rebel’ satansit faith, the ‘religion’ followed by people who just call themselves satanists to be cool. oh, and by the way the only reason you guys think my logic is stupid is because you dont understand it. i have the same views about your logic, but that is because yours is simplistic, self-contradictory and utterly WRONG. you guys just dont possess the brain power to cope with what HHS and i are saying, or, for that matter, what the JoS is saying. i find this entire conversation to be a waste of time, space, bandwidth and hollow insults. i have better things to do, and i hope for your sake that the rest of you do too, because if this is all you spend your time doing then you are in desperate need of a fresh take on life.
December 23rd, 2006 at 5:21 am
“Meanwhile your boy HHS can recite verses of Matthew he obviously learned in Satanic Sunday School.”
I didn’t recite any verses, Garry Parker did, or at least tried. Maybe he thinks he’s Jesus?
“So capitalizing it as “Gods” essentially proves you don’t know jack shit about language, let alone religion, so you’re in no place to speak for _any_ deity, devil, or other such creature.”
Yeah, and you are demonstrating your astonishing knowledge and intelligence by writing counterfeit comments using my identity and picking on a capitalized letter. If you’re going to play that game, CoreDuo forgot a period after calling me jesus boy, he didn’t capitalize Jesus, and then he repeated the exact same mistakes in his “lol, internet” comment. Then Cosmic forgot the hyphen in neo-nazi and misspelled wannabes, which demonstrates that you are all Jews and that Lord Satan will hate you forever. The distinction between capitalization and noncapitalization of “God” in common usage is due to the respect Christians had for their god and their disrespect towards ours. Therefore the capitalization attribute has come to be a way of distinguishing between the Christians’ god and others’ gods in Christian parlour. When you are conversing with someone of polytheistic faith this premise is broken and Gods is always capitalized in formal writing when one is referring to one’s own Gods.
“Otherwise, quit attacking people’s opinions and showing offense when they return the favor, before your hypocrisy forces someone to systematically debunk your logic”
What opinions? There are no opinions here, only fraudulent usage of the name of our Lord which the perpetrators do not believe in.
As for “Christian Satanists”, I guess you must be referring to yourselves as you are parroting what Christianity dictates about Lord Satan.
December 23rd, 2006 at 5:22 am
Religion bashing is fun and and one of the funnest to bash is Satanism. Why because its full of sensitive goth types who cry about their mommies and daddies not understanding them.
If i were to start my own Satanist Sect it would be the satanists that beat sissysatanists up sect. But i would change the letters around so the acronym would be more catchy. Then I would take donations to buy ten black unholy pillow cases and fill them each with ten black unholy doorknobs, because thats the only weapon that will kill a sissy satanist and banish his soul into the realm of the hannah and barbarra.
Satan Edition is a fresh breath of life into what is mostly boring themes with cutesy anime crap and apple mockery.
December 23rd, 2006 at 9:45 am
Couldn’t have said it better myself!
December 23rd, 2006 at 10:28 am
no i’ll bet you couldn’t, ‘cos your language skills are practically non-existant. where’d you learn to speak english, anyway? china? good riddance to the lot of you.
December 23rd, 2006 at 12:08 pm
“your language skills are practically non-existant.”
Lol, you misspelt non-existent there. Hail Eris!
December 23rd, 2006 at 1:52 pm
HSS, your knowledge of religion is rather apalling as you speak of jewish folk like you actually know something. The pious jew does not spell out “god” as the christian, he/she would write it this way: “g-d”. And for the same reason, they do not speak the full pronunciation of the tetragrammation. [This sort of blows your leader’s theory of jewish magicians doing dark magic.]
Ah well. Pearls before swine……
December 23rd, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Where did I learn to speak English?!
Fucking England, you idiot.
You really are starting to piss me off now.
December 23rd, 2006 at 2:47 pm
Look HHS, I haven’t countered any of your arguments so far because I’ve been content to sit back and let other participants shoot you down. It’s been quite entertaining. However, if you’re going to attack me personally, then I’m going to have to reciprocate.
Don’t you realise that this is actually “Atheist Ubuntu”? I don’t give a stuff about Satan or God or any of your other worthless idols. Step into the 21st century and realise that we are now educated human beings without the need for such nonsense.
Your religion is just a front for your racist views. You are a sad, pathetic little person.
December 23rd, 2006 at 3:35 pm
“The distinction between capitalization and noncapitalization of “God” in common usage is due to the respect Christians had for their god and their disrespect towards ours.”
No, it’s about the difference between a common noun and a proper noun. For example, the word person is not capitalized. But George is capitalized. It’s not about a Jewish conspiracy theory. It’s about English.
But everything is a conspiracy theory to a paranoid cult statistic. Even a small thing like the standard English spelling of a proper name. You really should check yourself into a facility for a bit of deprogramming.
December 23rd, 2006 at 3:59 pm
“which demonstrates that you are all Jews and that Lord Satan will hate you forever.”
How do you know what Satan likes or hates? Do you hear voices in your head? Does Satan come by for a cup of tea and hotcakes? How do you know what Satan thinks or feels? Curious minds want to know.
December 23rd, 2006 at 4:31 pm
Oh my ribs hurt, this is great. I need more laughter from web, keep up the good work all. Oh nice theme, melds well w/ doom.
December 23rd, 2006 at 4:59 pm
“excuse me, MY hypocrisy? HHS and i merely take offense when others insult and degrade our religion.”
***Uhhh….Don’t you do that[insult and degrade] to Jews? And Christians? And Muslims? And Levayans??? Atheists, Hindus, Neo-Pagans(even though most might be fluff)??? Gee, I guess that doesn’t count as hypocrisy! Praise da Lard!
“last i checked there was nothing illegal about that.”
***There’s also nothing illegal with us telling you how much of a retard you are.
“you guys are clearly subscribers to the ‘rebel’ satansit faith, the ‘religion’ followed by people who just call themselves satanists to be cool.”
***Jerry Falwell would be proud of that statement.
“oh, and by the way the only reason you guys think my logic is stupid is because you dont understand it. i have the same views about your logic, but that is because yours is simplistic, self-contradictory and utterly WRONG.”
***Hmmm, right. Our reasoning MUST be wrong because it contradicts your own! Just like Evolutionists must be wrong because they go against biblical scripture! I never thought of it that way!
I think your logic is stupid because IT IS stupid. I used to think that way. But now I understand that there isn’t an Extraterrestrial Satanic Nazi God living on a planet near Betelguese.
“you guys just dont possess the brain power to cope with what HHS and i are saying, or, for that matter, what the JoS is saying.”
***Ugh…I so stupid. I think someday, I will have the power to freeze someones’ blood in their veins, win the lottery by breathing in bright green energy, and catch little old ladies on fire using my all-powerful aura.
“i find this entire conversation to be a waste of time, space, bandwidth and hollow insults. i have better things to do, and i hope for your sake that the rest of you do too, because if this is all you spend your time doing then you are in desperate need of a fresh take on life. ”
***Same back atcha, Satanic Inquisition Lad! The Internet needs you to wrestle out the heretical Satanists and bring them to Satan’s Divine Justice! Go Go Go!
In all honesty, you and HHS act like christians, replacing “God” and “Jesus” With Satan and Demons. You are as open-minded as a 50’s Alabama hick, with half the IQ. How dare you call yourself a Satanist the way you act, and then get pissed when others point out the fallacies in your argument! Oh well, can’t get to christians like you, too brainwashed. >:P
December 23rd, 2006 at 6:00 pm
I stroke it to the east.
I stroke it to the west.
I stroke it to the demon that I love the best!
December 23rd, 2006 at 6:22 pm
“The pious jew does not spell out “god” as the christian, he/she would write it this way: “g-d”.”
Which is completely irrelevant since I was talking about Christians. And yes, Jews capitalize it too.
“However, if you’re going to attack me personally, then I’m going to have to reciprocate. Don’t you realise that this is actually “Atheist Ubuntu”? I don’t give a stuff about Satan or God or any of your other worthless idols. Step into the 21st century and realise that we are now educated human beings without the need for such nonsense.”
I said that you were reciting Matthew, which you did and Vegetarian Cannibal accused me of. If that’s your idea of an attack, you can understand how my religion views your choice of name for your theme pack, which is still “Ubuntu Satanic Edition”. In your disregard of Lord Satan no one is forcing you to use His name for profit.
“No, it’s about the difference between a common noun and a proper noun.”
No, Christians also capitalize other words such as lord, as in “the Lord”, where they are obviously used as common nouns. The same goes for pronouns that refer to their god. The pronoun they tend to use for our Gods, is “it”.
“How do you know what Satan likes or hates?”
According to Arc’s logic, that’s what it means. I don’t have to prove anything because he has set the standard for what kind of argumentative style to use.
“***Uhhh….Don’t you do that[insult and degrade] to Jews? And Christians? And Muslims? And Levayans??? Atheists, Hindus, Neo-Pagans(even though most might be fluff)???”
We give legitimate criticism which is verifiable through documented history and publicly available information. We are not fraudulently using their gods’ names or using any other immoral tricks.
“But now I understand that there isn’t an Extraterrestrial Satanic Nazi God living on a planet near Betelguese.”
Betelgeuse.
“How dare you call yourself a Satanist the way you act, and then get pissed when others point out the fallacies in your argument!”
You have not pointed out any so-called fallacies, you have just answered with utterly meaningless non-sequitors, and rambled on about your opinion of us like a 10 year old whiny boy on crack, saying “christian” a bunch of times because you just like the sound of that word. I’ll let him answer that but as for my own argument, it is 100% infallible due to the indisputable fact that the author of the product named after Lord Satan, does not believe in Satan as he has admitted.
December 23rd, 2006 at 6:29 pm
HHS and freind of HHS have to be the same douchebag, no way does HHS have a freind.
Unless of course they’re a couple same-sex married in their two man Church of the Sissies for Satan.
The gowns must have been lovely.
December 23rd, 2006 at 6:31 pm
By HHS himself. Enjoy kiddies.
Re: Communists blaspheme Satan for profit
I could do this all day. The psychotic baby-eaters are getting
increasingly more desperate to the point of utter absurdity. Yesterday
they whined like pigs because I spelled Gods with a capital G, and
they posted fake comments in my name. They are continuing to keep
themselves warm by urinating in their pants although they know it
can’t last. I guess their incredible reasoning is that maybe if they
can just convince themselves for long enough that Satan doesn’t exist,
He will “forgive them for they know not what they do” or something.
I think that being called Christian by them is a trophy of magnificent
honour. It shows how much they secretly envy me for belonging to
Demonesses when they don’t. They are scratching their heads hard
trying to think of something inventive they can say about our
religion. I can hear them whispering! “Arnorath2, who is really his
own husband, not to mention son, once said that Elvis Presley (aka
Hitler, Salem and Clifford) who has been preserved cryogenically and
now lives in Sierra Leone, had told him that he was the incarnated
leader of the reptilian aliens and that he was going to eat them all!
It’s true lol!! My uncle read it right there on the Internet somewhere
in a blog which has now been deleted! And according to HSS who doesn’t
even know how to spell his own name, praying is the ultimate sin which
will get you straight into heaven! LOL!1″
I hope you’re having fun doing that Dann, and Bazazian, while the rest
of us are celebrating Yule and enjoying ourselves.
Hail Satan!
December 23rd, 2006 at 6:36 pm
If there was such thing as Satan im pretty sure it would match up well with South Park’s version.
Whimpering second rate wannabe god.
Way to follow the loser in the big picture of the Judaeo-Christian mythology.
Who would you follow if you were a greek mythology nerd?
Some second rate doucebag underworld deity?
Religion is my favorite comic book, please keep writing more chapters.
December 23rd, 2006 at 6:43 pm
My last post directed at HHS and “friend” of course.
I really only stick around here for the grammar lessons.
We all know that without proper grammar your thoughts are rendered totally impotent, so dont forget to cross your I’s and dot your T’s and capitalize your Aint’s and underline your your underlinables.
Satan is dead, long live Satan.
December 23rd, 2006 at 6:43 pm
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Joy_of_Satan/message/97864
December 23rd, 2006 at 6:47 pm
“***Uhhh….Don’t you do that[insult and degrade] to Jews? And Christians? And Muslims? And Levayans??? Atheists, Hindus, Neo-Pagans(even though most might be fluff)???”
We give legitimate criticism which is verifiable through documented history and publicly available information. We are not fraudulently using their gods’ names or using any other immoral tricks.
***The moral is, don’t throw stones in a glass house. I.E., You can’t really talk trash on anyone without other dumping theirs on you.
“But now I understand that there isn’t an Extraterrestrial Satanic Nazi God living on a planet near Betelguese.”
Betelgeuse.
“How dare you call yourself a Satanist the way you act, and then get pissed when others point out the fallacies in your argument!”
You have not pointed out any so-called fallacies, you have just answered with utterly meaningless non-sequitors,
***Ummm….The above comment is fallacy on your cults beliefs. Your Neo-Naziism is a fallacy. Your beliefs are the pinnacle of Fluffiness.
and rambled on about your opinion of us like a 10 year old whiny boy on crack,
***LOL!!! Is that all you can come up with? Besides, must be some good shit if I’m acting like a boy.
saying “christian” a bunch of times because you just like the sound of that word.
***No, it’s because you are acting like one. I don’t really care for the sound of the word.
I’ll let him answer that but as for my own argument, it is 100% infallible due to the indisputable fact that the author of the product named after Lord Satan, does not believe in Satan as he has admitted.
***Well no shit Sherlock. It wasn’t meant to be anything but culturally “Satanic”. If you weren’t so blind to that fact, perhaps you wouldn’t be making a total ass out of yourself here, but else where. It has nothing to do so much with a real Satan, implied or otherwise, and nothing to do with some moronic Jewish conspiricy or Dann conspiricy. Yeah I’m pissing my pants. With laughter.
December 23rd, 2006 at 6:51 pm
My name is Her Holy Servant. My friends call me HHS. But I’ve got no friends.
December 23rd, 2006 at 6:57 pm
This flame was is like the special olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.
December 23rd, 2006 at 7:00 pm
Satan Loves Ubuntu!
December 23rd, 2006 at 7:50 pm
Olympic flame was used by ancient greeks. It was carried from special place! It has nothing to do with war!
December 23rd, 2006 at 8:18 pm
im just learning how to drive and i am gonna drive over your asses with my moms car k? your a bunch of neonazi losers at jos and no1 is gonna take you seriously my mom told me that your joust a bunch of meanies who hate us for being the brightest race on earth who invented matemathic’s and econimy, there are no races except in your little insinginifickant racist cult i have over 30 online friends for christs sake who hate you and think your losers mkay? you idiots worship demons that dont exist and that want to kill you haha, suckers! my gf says that you also rape children and its true cause hes a holocaust survivor and he was raped by your cult during world war 2 and they said it was because hes my grandfather and they didnt like my skin color, you neonazi bastards
December 23rd, 2006 at 10:05 pm
Voices! I hear voices! In my head!
I’m going to blow them out with a bullet!
Jews everywhere! Behind the shower curtain!
In the closet! Jews!!!!
December 23rd, 2006 at 10:07 pm
Bees are Wiccan!!! Get them away!!!
December 23rd, 2006 at 10:09 pm
What ever happened to HP Willard?
Oh he quit. He just didn’t tell Maxine because
he was afraid she would tell the world he was…
A JEW!!! DUCK!!! HERE THEY COME!
December 23rd, 2006 at 10:22 pm
The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Linux is of the enemy Ubuntu is an allegory for a chakra kundalini! They represent the Jewish destruction of knowledge up a kundalini chakra! The sky is falling! Did somebody say kundalini! My aura is poofing out! Beware the allegory of Ubuntu!
BEWARE THE JEWS!!!
December 23rd, 2006 at 10:31 pm
Gorsh!
I flaws muh teef with a kundalini.
I flaws muh nostril with a kundalini.
I shot a flamin’ kundalini outta muh peter.
Gorsh!
December 23rd, 2006 at 11:32 pm
you’re just nazi xtains and your joke cult brainwashed me into murdering my ferret with black magic!!! you’re all going to regret this i’m going to pray to it and it’s going to have revenge on you!!!! you just wait! the ferret came to me in a dream and it said it said it hates you all and i am destined to be at one with it and then you’ll all regret it, i swear to jesus!
HAIL MY FERRET HAIL MY FERRET HAIL MY FERRET HAIL MY FERRET HAIL MY FERRET HAIL MY FERRET!
December 23rd, 2006 at 11:46 pm
“You have not pointed out any so-called fallacies, you have just answered with utterly meaningless non-sequitors”
HHS I have clearly and through factual effort completely destroyed the theories at the JOS through my website, http://www.satans-powers.tk if you choose to reject my website, then you choose to accept ignorance, not because you disagree with the information i put forth (on a factual basis) but because you choose not to consider the possibilties outside of your realm of thinking and therefore making you ignorant (which is perfecly acceptable and not ment to be insulting to you as a person considering I was in the exact same position you were at that age as were many other older memebers who left after intelligence was applied to belief). You see an intelligent person actually researches their own religion. They do not see others as an attack to themselves but merely a steping stone to making their faith stronger. And by stronger I do not mean “proving” their faith a factuality but by providing actual evidence which contradicts the meaning of their faith so that they can see the error in their own faith. If Satan is anything, it is a force that provides stumbling blocks in ones path so that they can advance in their faith through strength to overcome them. Your beliefs specifically touch in issues which are hard to prove or disprove therefore making your faith “ultimate” (at least in the mind of its followers). Everything that goes against your belief is of course one of your opposing forces and must be a conspiracy but guess what, I was with the JOS, I was not “wronged” in any way therefore I have no malice towards the JOS(only its actions to recruit children), I left on my own because I discovered the reality behind the beliefs of the JOS and therefore this threatened Maxine, not through words but through my power and influence I had there which she knew I could completely destroy the JOS. So please do not make judgments upon me or why I say such things against the JOS. I care for the minds of those who cannot defend themselves against beliefs which make the child believe they are in an RPG reality game (which is very dangerous, mentally and physically). Please remember that no one is attacking you, they are attacking the JOS and what it believes because frankly, no one really knows who you are we only know what you believe. Instead of believing everything on face value because it “makes sense” believe things when they make sense because factual evidence supports it (real factual evidence used by science and accredited scholars). If it wasnt for factual evidence to support cases, we wouldnt even have a legal system.
Furthermore id like to ask, you keep throwing around these titles “Communist” “Christian” “Jew” but do you actually know anything about any of these? You claim to hate the jews, why? Because you believe they attack Satan? Do you know how jews even picture Satan? I suggest you do a “Satan in Judaeism” Search on Yahoo and you will see, its quite different than from what Maxine has to say. In fact so different that the Jews think of Satan as nothing more than the left hand of God, Satan (or opposition) is nothing more than the work of God placed in peoples lives to create difficulty, when one overcomes this difficulty they develop a close and intimate relationship with God. Job is a good example of the work of Satan through the power of God to bring him closer to God. Therefore Satan in Judaism is a very powerful positive force. No jew would hate Satan. Secondly, are you judging Christians based on some fanatical Christians who know absolutely nothing about their own belief system? One bad apple doesnt ruin the rest, while America may be the breeding ground for bad apples(which most are of course financially driven), they certainly dont represent the religion they claim to if anyone did any research into the origins of Christianity and what it means to be a Christian, youd be quite suprised(if a Christian is one that follows the life of Jesus Christ and his teachings, why do these people have homes? cars? clothes? why are they not wanderers as christ was? WHy do they not wear simple robes (as Christ did). How can you call yourself a Christian and not follow the path of Christ? I hope you understand that its important to actually research and the fact people disagree with you does not make them part of a huge conspiracy theory out to attack you personally, or really anything of that sort. These people see the faults in your beliefs and are simply aiding you in realizing these yourself so you can do your own research and come to your own conclusions outside of your comfort bubble or what youve been told is fact.
Finally, I apologize to the owners of this website and all other members here, this conversation should be taken to a place where it belongs which is my board specifically for this :
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Anti-JOS_Crusade_Two/
If HHS really cares about his beliefs he will go there and ask for guidance in which to point out the errors of his beliefs and not believe that they are in some way a conspiracy or making person attacks against him.
PS: I would appreciate people not using my name unless I am a member of the discussion, please respect my wishes, thank you.
December 24th, 2006 at 12:44 am
Dann, i just have one thing to say after not reading much of your post because if i wanted to read a book i would have went to the library, BOOOOORRRRIIIIIINNNGGGG!
You do realize were are talking about fictional beings from a mythological neverwasworld?
Santa Claus meet Satan, Satan this is Santa, you too have a lot in common such as not existing.
December 24th, 2006 at 12:59 am
DevilsFishinBuddy my post wasnt directed at you. It was in responce to HHS claims that no has provided proof and therefore directed at HHS. No one is forcing you to read replies. I apologize if your attention span is limited but please do not blame me for that.
Furthmore, I never once stated Satan was real being, nor a mythological being, I simply stated that according to Judaism, from which the TERM Satan came, means nothing more than an opposition to ones path. Christians personify this CONCEPT into a fictional being, just as Marvel comics personifies heroism and villiany into Superman and all the other super heros they create. HHS stated that he hates jews because they hate Satan, I proved that statement false.
Obviously if you had read my post, instead of making a snap judgment on it youd realize this was what I was saying. It would do you good to have respect for the things other people say, especially if your attention span is limited as you have clearly displayed to us it is.
December 24th, 2006 at 1:17 am
Remember the ‘distro of the beast’ is just for fun:) I for one am here for laughs not a proper debate lol, sorry if that means I have a limited a-
December 24th, 2006 at 1:20 am
Baz’s lazy slave - Hence why I suggested HHS move his questions to an appropriate board
I enjoy the laughs too.
December 24th, 2006 at 1:37 am
Satan likes posts to be short and slogany.
Satanic Linux, its not just for Goth Sissies anymore!
December 24th, 2006 at 2:06 am
Satubuntu, because every geek is emo inside
December 24th, 2006 at 3:32 am
dann, you go on and on about factual evidence etc, but your entire argument doesn’t have a single shred of it. its based entirely on YOUR CLAIMS AND REASONING. likewise, a testimonial from a ‘learned scholar’ does not constitute fact. if i was investigating a murder, and i had video footage of person A committing the crime and a ‘learned scholar’ telling me ‘well from my experience and great learning i can tell you it was most definitely person B’, who am i going to arrest? right now, you’re presenting yourself as a ‘learned scholar’ in that you’re expecting me to take what you say at face value simply because you sound like you know what you’re talking about. interesting that the very format and organisational state of your argument goes against the thrust of the argument itself.
i am open to new ideas. just not your ideas, because i’ve already decided that i don’t agree with them. being open to ideas doesn’t mean changing your outlook to conform with every new concept that comes up, it means analyzing the new content to verify it’s authenticity. i’ve analyzed your ideas, and i find them to be un-authentic. maybe someday i’ll change my mind. maybe i wont. maybe someday i will become the alien-worshipping crack-addict you think i already am. but at this present stage, i’m not, and i have no intention of becoming one in the near future.
ps. i’m not actually opposed to the whole ubuntu SE thing if you’re just making it ‘culturally satanic’. what i was objecting to is your slandering and disrespect towards my religion and HHS, who happens to be a friend of mine.
December 24th, 2006 at 7:08 am
“its based entirely on YOUR CLAIMS AND REASONING.”
I think that’s actually fairly relevant to virtually every post I’ve seen here. Again, I’d like to point out that we’re arguing over a set of themes and wallpapers to a linux distribution. This is about a productive as arguing over our favorite colors, in addition to being extremely childish.
“Yeah, and you are demonstrating your astonishing knowledge and intelligence by writing counterfeit comments using my identity and picking on a capitalized letter.”
Yes, I’m picking on a capitalized letter. But someone else wrote the posts using your and other people’s names–and rather poorly I must say, they’d have been wise to wait more than a minute between posts to make it less blatantly obvious.
“The distinction between capitalization and noncapitalization of “God” in common usage is due to the respect Christians had for their god and their disrespect towards ours. Therefore the capitalization attribute has come to be a way of distinguishing between the Christians’ god and others’ gods in Christian parlour. When you are conversing with someone of polytheistic faith this premise is broken and Gods is always capitalized in formal writing when one is referring to one’s own Gods.”
No, by very definition a capitol G means singular and plural is always lower cased. You can look it up:
http://atheism.about.com/od/doesgodexist/a/capitalization.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capitalization
And there’s a bit of a difference between honestly forgetting to put a period down and intentionally (and repetitively) capitalizing a word in reference to some divine being. If you use a capitalized G on the plural form of the word, you are technically grammatically incorrect, as is capitalizing He and other such words, should you be in reference to anything polytheistic. This is the same rules which apply to capitalizing Mother if you use it like a name, but not when you say Mothers–the capitalization is meant to signify some measure of distinguishment, making it plural is a direct contradiction. If you capitalized He and She for every deity in a polytheistic religion, quickly would it become difficult to keep track of which He or She was being referenced. This has nothing to do with the principals of any religion, it’s just the rules of grammar, made over many thousands of years of (supposedly practical) use.
I would suggest we take that Dann guy’s (at least from the name I’m assuming you’re a guy, correct me if I’m wrong) advice and keep any argument/discussions on theology in the proper places. I for one honestly don’t like seeing constant bickering over what is essentially a rather trivial reason. We’re all stubborn, nobody’s going to change any of our ideas or beliefs based on any post here. Leave this to honest discussion of the distribution/theme contents.
On that note: I like the screensaver, frankly it just looks cool. One or two of the wallpapers are also quite nice. I’m honestly not a big fan of most the rest–theme’s are one thing, but some things can just inhibit productivity (should you have anything to be productive about).
December 24th, 2006 at 11:15 am
Arc said:-
“This is about a productive as arguing over our favorite colors”
-everyone’s is red and black I hope:)
December 24th, 2006 at 7:30 pm
I look at it like this. HHS and his friend are damaging more than their own reputations by what they’ve said and done here. Their ignorance and hypocrisy indirectly (if not directly) reflects the reputation of the Joy of Satan cult if not “Satanism” as a whole.
I am very turned off by religious hypocrisy. And with minimal exposure to Satanism or Devil Worship, I must come to the conclusion that Satanists, or this particular sect of “Satanism” is no different than Fundamental Christianity.
HHS’ reaction to the Ubuntu SE reminds me of Tipper Gore and the Washington Wives. Which I would expect from a Christian. But now I can also expect this kind of behavior from a “Satanist”? Who’d have guessed it?
So, here I’d like to applaud these guys for their representation of “Satanism” and the JOS cult. That the completely idiotic impressions you have left upon me (with your outrageous outbursts) will be left upon many others who Google words from Linux to religion.
Here’s to ya!
December 25th, 2006 at 11:11 pm
REALLY GREAT!!!!! NOW I CAN HAVE A REALLY MADE IN HELL OS! (O.. NO, I ALREADY HAVE WINBLOWS IN ANOTHER PARTITION…)
LA BESTIA SEA CON UDS!!!!
December 27th, 2006 at 9:29 pm
So… it appears this HHS kid needs to re-read Anton Szander LaVey’s Satanic Bible. ‘Cause clearly he misunderstood the concept of the Satanic religion.
Lucifer, Leviathan, Beelzebub, His Infernal Majesty; What ever you wish to call him, is not the true actual focus point of Satanism… Learn the internet. K’Thnxbai
December 27th, 2006 at 9:35 pm
Oh *heavens* forbid, I may be smited for my misspelling… sorry, I just woke up…
Magus* Anton Szandor* LaVey
December 28th, 2006 at 6:06 am
“***Same back atcha, Satanic Inquisition Lad! The Internet needs you to wrestle out the heretical Satanists and bring them to Satan’s Divine Justice!”
That’s funny coming from a member of the Anti-JOS CRUSADE.
“HHS I have clearly and through factual effort completely destroyed the theories at the JOS through my website”
Again completely irrelevant since this is not what we are discussing here. You are the ones who keep mentioning JOS. And the claims and reasoning on your website are laughable. As an example I’ll quote: “Is not paranoia a symptom of the fear that one will be caught for doing something that is wrong?” Please leave your medical judgements to someone who has a clue about what they’re talking about.
I also see a lot of hearsay and unverifiable claims that, when seen in light of similar claims by you and your kin about me that are untrue, have no credibility whatsoever.
“you choose not to consider the possibilties outside of your realm of thinking and therefore making you ignorant (which is perfecly acceptable and not ment to be insulting to you as a person”
Oh, you’re so full of shit Dann! After the clergy, I am one of the people who are the most slandered by your little posse with its ridiculous accusations. I feel flattered that you would spend so much time discussing an insignificant fringe member as if I was the big ol’ Antichrist himself. And one of the main activities this religion encourages IS considering possibilities outside of one’s realm of thinking. What we are not interested in is listening to endless elaborations of what-ifs coming from the same person that don’t lead anywhere. Your untruths are so fragile like a house of cards.
“If Satan is anything, it is a force that provides stumbling blocks in ones path so that they can advance in their faith through strength to overcome them. Your beliefs specifically touch in issues which are hard to prove or disprove therefore making your faith “ultimate””
This force right now is more appropriately called Dann. And yes you’re (involuntarily, I hope) making my faith stronger, thank you. There are issues that are hard to prove or disprove in all religions, and I believe that we have quite a few proveable non-obvious beliefs that are true, much more so than other religions. You seem to take Judaism at face value, so what’s your point?
I believe that the “Satan” in your view of Him is exactly who you think he is, and there is a great truth in this but it’s not the same Satan that we worship. Some Christians believe that Satan wanted to steal God’s identity. And they are right too. This is exactly what he did. And this is who is making “stumbling blocks” that conveniently make people stronger as Jews, Christians or Muslims. In God’s name. And who is this God, you ask? The one whose identity was stolen, of course. There, you see, you became so full of Judaism that you didn’t bother to see what Christians had to say about Satan and put two and two together. What’s that 9 letter h-word i hear? (No, not Holocaust)
Another famous person who stole an identity, by the way, was Lev Bronstein alias Leon Trotsky. You might be related to him, as you sound a bit like him.
“One bad apple doesnt ruin the rest, while America may be the breeding ground for bad apples(which most are of course financially driven),”
I am from Europe and have seen a total of 2 “good” apples in my life. They weren’t particularly involved in Christianity, they were just misguided schoolgirls that had been brainwashed. Most Christians I’ve met have been obnoxious, loud and outright evil, and just being in a room with one gives me a very uneasy feeling. Trust me, my research is far more comprehensive than yours or you wouldn’t have made these idiotic claims. Christianity can be judged solely by its teachings and its history and this has been done before, so I won’t go into this here.
“I care for the minds of those who cannot defend themselves against beliefs which make the child believe they are in an RPG reality game”
And what beliefs would that be? These kids are to be found everywhere. You are profoundly confused if you think our religion has anything to do with “making” children live in a fantasy world. These children are the product of Hollywood and of American schools that are filled with incompetent Marxist teachers. And their place is not in front of a computer but in a psychiatric hospital. Their attraction to JOS’ public discussion lists is due to the large number of new converts who can’t read properly, and some of them are of course fakers who set out to lower the intellectual level of the lists on purpose. JOS’ popularity in the less mentally gifted circles isn’t something that can be easily controlled, but I refrained from mentioning us on this page before you did, because I didn’t want more of them in there. There is a section for young people which they are supposed to use, by the way, and this is to protect them from frauds and to keep the section for older people free of what you are describing. I should also mention that we are dealing in a relatively unchartered territory unlike established religions that are very developed, especially considering our distrust towards historical records of debatable origin that others take for granted, and people may be a bit too open-minded towards outsiders because of this, which makes the groups a playground for pranksters and deranged people. But these have nothing to do with the intended activities of the lists. These lists are mainly a facility through which people share their experiences, theories and advice based on a common ground for people who have a certain world view and I am sorry if you have a problem with that and feel that you have to spend all your time labeling us a cult. How about getting a real job? I am absent for 3 days to attend various Yule dinners and after ONE day you whine because I’ve supposedly “run back to the JOS for comfort”.
“HHS stated that he hates jews because they hate Satan, I proved that statement false.”
No I absolutely did not. Stop making up things. It is correct that I hate Jews, which I have not stated here, and I do because of their actions against the world of which there is ample solid physical proof without needing any metaphysical explanations. The condition that Jews are against Satan and vice versa is not only unnecessary (although sufficient) for my argument, but you haven’t done anything to disprove it. You can’t just take the rabbis’ dubious explanations literally. In Judaism, Jews and people must resist Satan who happens to be the embodiment of evil, and furthermore he is described as an angel and therefore a being. That this is an element of Judaism is undisputably true, but the actuality of him being an angel of “God” has no backing other than the word of the Jew. From this the most obvious conclusion for anyone with a 3-digit intelligence quotient is of hostile intent by the writer of the Torah towards Satan. Any entity who is primarily referred to by a name must be able to make a claim of ownership of that name towards at least everyone who has initiated such referral by the name. In the contemporary Jewish world view, Satan plays a larger role than can be inferred from the Torah and the way they are portraying Him and His followers in the news and in litterature shows that they have large issues with Him. Their actions are much more important than any scriptures because we are mainly focusing on them as a race and not as much as a religion since religious and nonreligious Jews display very much the same immoral behaviour.
“Finally, I apologize to the owners of this website and all other members here, this conversation should be taken to a place where it belongs which is my board specifically for this”
No thanks. Not only did YOU hijack the conversation and turn it into a matter of theology but by taking a quick look at the main page I can see that discussing anything with you would be fruitless. You say “members are expected to contribute in a positive way”, why not just say that no one may disagree with you? I can tell where this would be going. At least we are honest about it.
“I look at it like this. HHS and his friend are damaging more than their own reputations by what they’ve said and done here. Their ignorance and hypocrisy indirectly (if not directly) reflects the reputation of the Joy of Satan cult if not “Satanism” as a whole.”
Just a little clarification: I don’t know him personally and haven’t spoken with him before, so when he says “friend” he is referring to being a brother in faith. I have also never mentioned JOS by name. What the hell are you talking about? Only people from the AJC have been dragging it into this and wanting a religious argument. You think everything is about what you would like it to be about. So shove your blame somewhere else. I am certainly not the perpetrator of the “religious hypocrisy” that you speak of. That would be your playmate Dann. I have not been discussing the merits of my or anyone else’s religion before he came, but pointing out that the website author makes a fraudulent claim on the name Satan, and this is not based on any beliefs of my religion but on the accused’s confession alone. And there is certainly no law that forbids Satanists from reacting with indignation to the kind of rude remarks you are all making here. We are just people. Some of us are better at expressing our thoughts than others and some are worse. I am not usually bitter in my speech but you people have stepped far over the line.
“I am very turned off by religious hypocrisy. And with minimal exposure to Satanism or Devil Worship, I must come to the conclusion that Satanists, or this particular sect of “Satanism” is no different than Fundamental Christianity.”
That’s a good one. You’ve been stalking us since at least March 14th of this year. Of course I know who you are. Gosh, can’t you do anything but lie? (Steal? Envy? Yeah, I guess you can) No one is taking you seriously. I am sorry that you didn’t spend those 9 1/2 months praying to Satan and meditating instead which would have got you more than enough exposure.
“So… it appears this HHS kid needs to re-read Anton Szander LaVey’s Satanic Bible.”
Oh you little retarded rat, do I have to explain this again? I don’t need to hear about your stupid book. His real name is Howard Stanton Levey, he is a Jew and his religion is Judaism, wrapped up in a Satanic theme just like this Ubuntu trash. “Learn the internet” yourself. Now go back to kindergarten and discuss with someone at your own level of competence.
December 28th, 2006 at 9:24 am
Where is your evidence to support anything said within Spiritual Satanism to be factual? I seen you used the word ‘faith’ a lot, and I’ve also noted that Christians and Muslims use the same word just as much to give their answers without any proof. So please, give this anthropologist some evidence.
December 28th, 2006 at 4:47 pm
Heh this guy HSS which I suspect stands for “Horridly Stupid Sissy” really has no life. Considering anything he types can be debunked by GOOGLE and WIKIPEDIA there is no real need to write an expansive reply. I’ll leave a couple of links for the hell of it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yezidis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zecharia_Sitchin
http://www.evilbible.com/hitler_was_christian.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan_Satanism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_hand_path
http://occultlibrary.150m.com/Anti-Jos.htm
On a serious subject thanx for the linux guys.
December 28th, 2006 at 5:06 pm
The evidence is all in the crack-pipe, my friend.
December 28th, 2006 at 11:00 pm
Satanic Edition??……. I was looking for the Ubuntu Santa Edition!!!
But seriously folks let the hate mongers fight amongst themselves but resist when they force their ideologies on you!!
Ps - you should all become anarchist atheists or you’ll burn in hell forever
December 28th, 2006 at 11:03 pm
Sorry i forgot to say, great site and banter
December 28th, 2006 at 11:38 pm
Evidence for what? I have not talked about any of these things, tried to convert you or used anything “within Spiritual Satanism” as proof. Where the hell am I supposed to have mentioned Hitler, Yezidis or Zecharia Sitchin? You guys endlessly insist on discussing something I am not discussing. It’s not my fault that you can’t read. And you are not going to debunk me with iditotic speculations about my name!
My argument is based on these simple premsises which are true beyond all doubt:
- Satan is accepted by Jews to be a real entity
- The Anti-JOS Crusade regards Judaism as the oldest known religion containing references to Satan
- The purpose of the theme pack is to dress up and promote a computer software product that is Jewish in origin using Satan’s name
- The author himself doesn’t believe in Satan
As you can clearly see, these have nothing whatsoever to do with what Satanism believes but are established facts.
Those with no lives are you at AJC, who work full time in a crew during Yule trying to “debunk” me with false claims of things I’ve supposedly said. This shows how desperate you are and that you know I’m right.
December 29th, 2006 at 3:01 am
Ah hem
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Man is this pathetic.
Satan or Samuel which is his real name is NOT an enemy of jews.He’s a servant of yaweh, working angel of death, and is used to weed out the faithful from the weak. Before the Jews even paid homage to him.
If Judiasm isn’t the first then where is satan as he couldn’t be Enki considering there is no known connection between the two. On your end you connect them with the fictional writings of Zecharia Sitchin which don’t in any place call Enki “Satan”. You merely assumed this as do much of the JOS.
How can software be “jewish”? It doesn’t go to temple every saturday. It works on saturday. It doesn’t parade around a star of david. It doesn’t quote the Torah so how is it jewish? Oh wait your rationality is that the person who made it is a jew even thought you have no evidence to support this. If that isn’t paranoia then I don’t know what is.
Man do you have no life. You act as though this take HOURS of study when it’s only a google away, a wiki hear, or a page turn in a book. You christians amuse me so much.
December 30th, 2006 at 9:28 pm
It has to add some 90’s Norwegian Black Metal ogg, coz old-school Black Metal fans maybe prefer a BSD-based OS \m/
January 1st, 2007 at 3:20 am
Bringer of Darkness you worthless piece of rotting shit! You are so pathetic you little stinking loser. Come to my country and I’ll smash your head into pieces. You jews don’t have the guts to face people in person, all you do is whine on the Internet because you’re little pussies! Your extreme mental retardation must have made your parents sad. Why the hell wouldn’t something made by jews be jewish you stupid moron? What else would it be, fucking Australian? It’s no wonder that everyone wants to holocaust you, you are so incredibly retarded. Are you really disputing the clear and well known admitted fact that Richard Stallman is a jew along with Gerald Sussman, Hal Abelson and Daniel B. Ravicher to name a few?
You deserve to be beaten up so much that you lose the ability to speak. I advise you to go out once in a while, that will quickly teach you to keep your stinking mouth shut when you come home with your ugly jewish teeth all broken. And you can shove your nerdy google and wikipedia crap up your nose.
Fucking christian yourself, dumbass.
January 1st, 2007 at 11:24 am
Notice how the above post cites NO evidence and is purely based on slander. Ad homien attacks won’t work here. It’s also funny how you call google & wikipedia “nerdy” which by standard eqates to accuracy which shows how correct my sources are. Your the one wining over the internet not me.
BTW if you really want to see me give me a real life address & I’ll be there to kick your ass or is it true your really just some middle school kid? I’m calling you out therefore balls in your court.
January 1st, 2007 at 5:14 pm
YOU started the ad hominem attacks so I answer you in any damned way I want, you little weak pussy. You moron, even your stupid Wikipedia admits that these people are high ranking members of the FSF. And if you don’t know who they are it’s your problem. I don’t have to cite evidence for something even a little retard like you should be able to find on the Internet in 5 seconds. You said you could “debunk” me with google. Are you holding me to a different standard than you hold yourself? They are very well known Jews. Nerdy, by the way, means “unstylish, unattractive, or socially inept”. And Wikipedia is mostly written by little shithead nerds who don’t know what they’re talking about.
If you want to get your face smashed come to Oslo, Norway. Just tell me when you’ll be at the airport and I’ll come and kill you.
January 1st, 2007 at 7:31 pm
And the one above just shows how childish he can be.
Couple questions:
If by FSF you mean the free software foundation then tell me again how one member being jewish makes the entire project jewish. As well why would this even matter?
Can you prove the inaccuracy of wiki & google? Wiki is governed by “intelligent but single-minded people obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit” which ensures accuracy on a wide variety of subjects along with many sources which are always under scrutiny from the THOUSANDS of visitors who work together to ensure it’s accuracy. Wiki being made by nerds just proves it reliability as a source wheras google can show many pages & possible sources allowing harsh critisms by the searcher to prove a fact.
Why is it that you are PARANOID about jews especially considering you have no evidence against them other that the same neo-nazi & nazi propaganda that has been said for ages which has no basis other than said paranoia.
Can you prove the jews as a religious group have done ANYTHING against satan? Can you show any type of absolute evidence. What maxine aka andrea herrington has said has NO basis & isn’t in anyway absolute.
Will you actually answer any of the above questions or will you continue on with childish slander.
As for you living in Norway that’s way out of my money budget because I work for the money I have. I live in the States therefore considering you have faith in “father satan/jesus” why don’t you meditate on some money to come here an prove your point. Or will you use the retarted destruction ritual to kill me? Com’on do something other than wine, I dare ya.
January 1st, 2007 at 8:00 pm
You spend a lot of time over at stormfront.org don’t you, HHS? Not surprising from a sociopath like yourself. You call yourself a Satanist? You are a Norwegian neo-nazi redneck with a wanna-be Satanist complex.
Your kind isn’t even welcome among National Socialists. Take Clifford and Andrea Herrington as a prime example. As I recall, Cliffy was ousted for his minimal involvement with your Satanic cult. Not to mention that his wife was claiming to sex it up with demons that she likens to Fabio. Ousted by the Christian Majority no less.
What more proof do you need that Satanism (on any level) does not mix with the very strong Catholic/Christian based Neo-Nazi ideals of Adolph Hitler? How can you claim to align yourself with two groups of an opposite nature and not be a walking example of self-contradiction?
How can you be aligned to a group like the JOS who claims to be pro-homosexual and pro-black Neo-Nazis and still have a place among the ranks with REAL neo-nazis? You are one racially, sexually and religiously confused little butt-worm.
It is no wonder that you are so mixed up in the head. You are serving too many fucking masters. You don’t even know on which side you are standing. You can only stand on one side or the other. You can’t be a Satanist and a Neo-Nazi at the same time. What are you, some kind of oxy-moron?
Christian Satanist. Homophobic Homosexual. How does it feel to be at war with yourself? Thank you for calling. Be sure to come back after you’ve conquered your identity crisis. You Jossers can always take up black neo-nazi homosexuality and bash yourselves in the head.
But if you want to know why nobody on either side will ever take you seriously, just look in the mirror.
January 5th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
HHS, I was into the whole JoS thing for the longest. Being 15, it was awesome to think I had found the one religion that matched that I believed, and was perfect for me. What a dream that was. Awnser some questions for me, to make your knowledge and point more clear.
#1, what do you know about Maxine? (Other than shes married to an overweight Nazi, has a lot of free time, and refuses to tell about her life)?
#2, How can Satan and the Demons be both on another planet, AND on the astral?
#3, Why does JoS’s picture of Satan come out of a Christian Kiddie book? Why not a painting or something a bit more real?
#4, (Something I can’t understand) Why in the world would she claim Satan and Enki/Ea as the same being? I mean, come on… None of them had anything in common.
#5, Why can’t you feel yourself get more powerful after the power meditation? Seems like its just there for show…
#6, Monks and everyone else say Void meditation is the most powerful, why wouldn’t JoS tell you that? Why would they tell you to do the power meditation?
#7, Have you ever researched the books at the bottom of each page? I mean, come on! Look into a few of them (Good for a few laughs)
#8, Maxine Claims there is no Christian god. If that were so, and Satanism was 100% right, then why would the lies of the bible have lasted so long? Wouldn’t there have to be ATLEAST something as powerful as Satan?
#9, What got you into the occult? Was it personal gain? Thats something thats all over JoS. Like it keeps talking about in a few years how you’ll start starting fires with your eyes, and how you’ll be able to move things with your minds, and how Satan gives you anything you want. Isn’t that just a way to get people to dedicate?
#10, Why is JoS the only website that tells you to dedicate before anything else?
#11, How does a bunch of Muds think Nazism goes hand in hand with Satanism? I never did get that…
#12, out of all the sites in the world, tell me in 50 words or less why JoS is the only right one…
Please respond to these, I have millions more… The list could go on and on…
– Brittney/ A 15 Year Old…
January 6th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
[…] Ubuntu Satanic Edition - The beauty of Linux is that it allows for anyone with enough coding experience to modify the source codes. Satan rears his ugly head in this Distro of Ubuntu. Haven’t tried this version but thought it’d be cool to try it someday. […]
January 7th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
“fucking Australian?”
That’s me.
“Don’t you realise that this is actually “Atheist Ubuntu”? I don’t give a stuff about Satan or God or any of your other worthless idols. Step into the 21st century and realise that we are now educated human beings without the need for such nonsense.”
HEAR HEAR! Now can you please get rid of this fucking religious crap that is desecrating the main page of what is supposed to be a fun little add-on to Ubuntu?
HHS, someone should kill you now so you can figure out that all of this shit you have left here is for wacky conspiracy theorists like yourself.
In short, who cares?!?!??!!!?! Please delete all these messages, they are a blight on this otherwise humorous addition to a good OS. And, HHS, stop hating Jews. What the hell have they ever done to you? Or to anyone?!!?
January 7th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Hi Slayer (like the name, by the way).
I agree with what you have said, but I think it’s been made clear that HHS and his cronies’ views are not those of this site or of our users.
January 13th, 2007 at 2:45 am
I like it because of the iron maiden refs. good work
January 13th, 2007 at 5:19 am
Rolling on the floor laughing my fuckin ass off…
January 14th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
HSS.
Thats what I call a damn clever troll. Just enough madness for realism, and just enough obnoxiousness to offend.
Trolling like that takes a measure of genius.
January 14th, 2007 at 10:43 pm
He has actually managed to turn a peaceful ream of comments into a flaming match, with both sides confused!
I am in awe.
January 15th, 2007 at 3:07 am
Wow, this was funny for a while and then it got boring. HHS… you totally need a life dude :).
Hail satan!
/wrists